I believe Jill will be neck-deep in boy toys when the old dude goes. I want to party with her!
Why be a party pooper? A Trillion Here, a Trillion There, it will all be free, according to The Leader of the Free World, Joe Biden. I wonder if Joe could take me jewelry shopping. I have thought about getting a larger diamond for my engagement ring. This will cost the American public zero. I only wish my husband had known about this program before we traded up on our wedding rings.
As newlyweds, we started with a small emerald encased in diamonds. What many ladies do not consider is that as time passes, you can always trade up with the wedding ring. The ring you begin with can be vastly different than the one you wear on your 20th anniversary—or 10th anniversary, depending upon your budget.
My current ring has 2 carats, but I think that 4 carats suit my personality much better. Thank you, Joe Biden, for making everything cost zero. While I am thinking of large diamond sizes, how about a gigantic cruise ship with an even larger itinerary? Or, better yet, a yacht? Yes, we need one that is at least 200 feet long. I have lots of friends and I like to entertain. Joe can get me one for zero.
So, for our Love Boat, we also need a crew, a pilot, and of course, loads of guns. Believe it or not, there are pirates in the Caribbean. I am thinking of an Uzi at least, along with a collection of AK-47 machine guns. Those are fun to shoot once you know how.
I hope that mean tweet guy, Trump, does not get re-elected. Well, at least until I get my greedy hands on that dream ring and large yacht. I promise not to drive the deficit to another trillion. Here is what I can do for you fellow Americans: I will economize and only spend 500 million. That, my mathematician husband, tells me, is less than a billion. A billion is one million million. I am only asking for half of that—so no problem. Joe says this will cost taxpayers zero.
This must be true because The Leader of the Free World has pronounced it. The Mainstream Media has reported it. Therefore, it must be accurate.
My only question is this: If everything is free, as Uncle Joe says, then does that mean that my services as an RN or my husband’s work as an actuary are also free? Will supermarkets be free? How about the farmers who supply the supermarkets? Farmers are intrinsic to our food chain.
It seems to me that with Joe Biden’s plan, they will not have to rise at dawn to do whatever farmers do. I hope that at least the dairy cows will get milked. Sore udders would be terrible. I tried breastfeeding once, and after the baby girl grew some teeth, my “udders” were so filled with pain that I switched her to the bottle.
Perhaps some adjustments need to be made by Joe. There are human tasks that are important for human survival. If Biden purchases all these “free” programs and products, the human race will slow down to a human crawl.
As a matter of fact, If Biden is allowed to go on with this free nonsense—all US citizens risk being dead citizens. Food, jewelry, real estate, and hay for farmers is not free. Everything costs money. Money is what we work for and what we use to survive. At least those of us in the cities do. A farmer has a better chance of survival under the Biden plan. We city-dwellers must figure out, each of us, how to make enough money to cover the roofs over our heads and the food in our stomachs.
Sorry, Joe, my spidey sense says you are lying about the Trillions in new spending being free. If that were true, I would have owned a mini-mansion by now. How does one know a politician is lying? Oh yes, I remember now—-their lips are moving.