Dear Lefties: You're Fired!
Who needs YouTube, Facebook or Twitter? Now, we have our own platforms.
I really cannot wait for the looks on the faces of Jack Dorsey and Mark Zuckerberg when they realize that half of our fractured nation has deserted them.
Recently, I got a stark warning from Mr. Dorsey’s company. Apparently, I had tweeted something objectionable. I do not recall what it was, but most likely it was either pro-Trump or Pro-Liberty. In this land of the free and home of the brave, anything resembling normal patriotism is a sin.
About a thousand years ago, when I attended Chatham Elementary in Pittsburgh, we began each day with The Lord’s Prayer and a salute to the flag. That would be the American flag, not the Chinese flag.
As far as I know, none of us suffered any ill effects from this ritual. It was a school system predominantly made up of Christians. I believe we had two Jews. I was jealous of them because they were allowed to take days off that did not apply to me. I was more jealous of the one Christian student who was Greek Orthodox.
She did better vis á vis days off than the Jews. Not only did she get our holidays off, in January, but she also got an extra week off. I recall asking my mother if we could be Orthodox instead of Lutheran. Of course, her answer was “No!” So, off to Sunday School and Church I went: My bath in the winter was always Saturday night so that I would be presentable for Church. She even put foam rubber curlers in my hair.
I wonder if Jack Dorsey has a dedicated bath time? This dude could afford thousands of jacuzzis and saunas, but it does not look to me like he uses any of it. Unkempt is the word that comes to mind when I see his photo.
I wonder if anything is growing in that beard? (Photo courtesy Sky News.)
Dear Jack, do us all a favor and get a proper haircut and shave. The man could absolutely pass for Howard Hughes during his colossal downward spire. I wonder if there is a Mrs. Dorsey? If he were my husband, he would clean up or get out.
Do you think he would be forced to hand her some serious money? Ha! If I were Mrs. Dorsey, I would clean him out. Then perhaps, he would have an incentive to clean himself up—girlfriends and mistresses do not come cheap.
What about Zuckerberg? Except that his haircut seems to have been guided by a cereal bowl, he looks clean. Only Mrs. Zuckerberg knows for sure. He is extremely against all Republicans. Actually, it seems that he is against anything that is pro-American.
Why then, does he live in the United States?
He is a gazillionaire. So, he could live anywhere. Our nephew, whom I have not seen for decades, once worked for Facebook. I am not sure, perhaps he still does. I wonder if he protected his old Aunty when she used this platform solely for rallying her troops in the Tea Party era?
No, I doubt that. He had a falling out some years ago with his father, who is my husband’s brother. The next time I see Uncle Rich, I may ask him flat out. Why beat around the bush? When I want to know something, I ask.
If I were a gazillionaire, I would make sure I had hidey-holes sprinkled around the globe. Absolutely none of these would be in cold-weather destinations. Even here in Puerto Rico, I get cold in the winter.
Our winter can dip as low as 70F. That is when I pull out the jeans drawer.
Some sources suggest that Zuckerberg was not the inventor of Facebook. It was a scheme cooked up in some college dorm. Oh yes! It was Harvard.
Trying to figure out whose idea this was originally is like chasing moonbeams. It sounds fun but is highly unlikely to yield results.
By the way, I no longer call it Facebook. My new and more accurate name is Censorbook. What do you think? I believe it has a certain melodious ring to it.
This is what it does: It censors people—it is an integral arm of the Democratic Party.
Here is the central problem with gluing your business to the Democratic Party: They will fail hugely in 2022 and 2024.
Then whatcha going to do Mark and Jack? I do have a solution, just in case one of them is listening/seeing. Get yourself a humongous yacht and circumnavigate the globe. In fact, try to do this a hundred times.
By then, no nasty born-again Republican or Trump supporter is likely to be alive. Maybe. Then, you may be dealing with the grandchildren of a bevy of Trump supporters.
Only then will the coast be clear for these tech miscreants. I prefer Parler and Gettr. Mostly Parler.
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