Note that I add Obama. Representative Claudia Tenney, R New York alluded to Obama’s current illegal third term. But, as she is an elected figure, she could not disclose this, for fear of political retribution.
I am not in Congress and at this stage of my game, I am much too old to run for office. However, I have substantial credentials—much more than corrupt demented Joe. Then again, who amongst you are a better candidate than Joe? I believe all of you.
Of course, he is a puppet of Obama and Soros. I see Obama, affectionately called Ovomit by many. Now why would real Americans call him that?
Number 1. He is a Socialist. That is the slippery cousin of Communism.
Number 2. He is a Muslim. Many of my friends are, but Obama is a Jihadist of sorts. He has proclaimed Jihad against our way of life.
Number 3. His goal is to destroy Capitalism, except of course for himself.
Number 4. He Hates America.
That last is the very reason why we must get rid of the OBIDEN crime family today.
I happen to know a quick and painless way to do that next week. The Republican Conference must elect Jim Jordan as Speaker of the House next week. Not that I dislike Steve Scalise, but his cancer treatments make his election to the post iffy.
Iffy is not spiffy. In addition, Scalise backs Ron DeSantis. It is not that I despise DeSantis—I would much rather have Trump, or, Trump 2.0 Vivek Ramaswamy. My Florida friends also do not want DeSantis to leave Florida.
They are extremely happy with him, as they should be. He has done wonders for the Sunshine State.
Sunlight is the best disinfectant, so let us commence with cleaning. Something that bears education is that the Speaker of the House is third inline for the Presidency. It seems that I must drive this point home, as sadly, the vast majority of Americans don’t know our history or our Constitution from the NY Times crossword puzzle.
Sad but true.
What about Cackling Kamala? Absolutely no one wants her. Kamala’s best bet is to get a Medical Marijuana card and indulge frequently. Some have pointed out that her recent addresses sounded like they were flavored with Alcupaca Gold. With her connections, she could get that delivered, perhaps with an ounce of cocaine just to keep it real.
Now this is something horribly real. The Muslim Maniacs are chopping the heads off of babies and then posting on Facebook. They are also burning children alive.
So my friends there is only one cure that Speaker Jordan must do next week when he ascends to power.
He must without delay—begin bombing Iran. Conventional at first, but I for one would cheer the Mushroom cloud of a Nuclear Bomb. Today in fact.
We even have an Anthem for that. Take a listen to the Beach Boys Barbara Ann.
“ Bomb Bomb Bomb Iran, Bomb Bomb Bomb Iran..” And so on and so forth. The Fakestinians get their juice from the Big Satan of Iran. So Let’s just do this thing!
VOTE HERE TO BOMB IRAN—OR NOT?
MY VOTE IS OBVIOUSLY YES! SHOW ME YOURS! No, we are Not playing Doctor